The good news is:

1. I got the job
2. I get a 50 percent discount on the clothes

The bad news is:

1. It’s only part time
2. The hourly wage is not even designed to support a household of one
3. Based on this wage, the store’s employees are clearly NOT the target demographic
4. Employees are only allowed to wear the store’s current line
5. A new line comes out every month, which means an employee must use her 50 percent discount to obtain a new wardrobe monthly
6. 50 percent off of a lot of money is still a lot of money
7. I’d basically be paying to work here

The not so bad news is:

1. I’m already broke
2. I have to shop
3. There’s already plenty to write about in all this nonsense, and I haven’t even started yet